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Not a day goes by without us hearing of comments that are made on Twitter causing offence and ending up in a hefty fine. We have had two hammers recently involved firstly a striker was fined £20,000 for remarks made at an England game that has no place even on uglyfootballers. Then a defender had his rant that ended with him saying I will never tweet again, oh please Mr Gabbidon how can we survive without your daily thoughts on the game. Ok somehow we will manage. Realise that what you are saying from your ivory towers is seen by the world. Use a bit of common sense, or maybe the FA could forward all fines to national charities, we like that idea so forget what we have said and keep at it you bunch of twits.

Stoke City have been labelled throughout the media as a pub team who just play ugly football. We at uglyfootballers applaud them. They came up and played a style of direct football not seen for some time. Established goalkeepers such as Cech and Reina struggled with Delap's Missiles bombing into their six yard box. Some might say its ugly, some might say there is no place for it in the game. Last time I looked it was within the rules, and now the Potters are days away from an FA Cup Final. Whats worse the Balotelli's of this world earning millions and acting as if they don't care or hard working players such as Huth, Delap, Shawcross and Jones working their scollops off to defy the supposed big four and claim the prize. They may not play the most attractive football ever seen but they are a throwback to when men were men in the game and players had pride in their shirt not their pay packet. We for one will be wearing our Red and White bobble hats come Saturday, we suggest Vincent, Joe and Micah don tin hats.

"Lampard hits it, but Gomes has it, no he doesn't, yes he does. It's over the line, no it's not" The referee looks at the linesman and he says its over. GOAL GOAL. I don't know what is worse Gomes crawling back to his line like a slug or a linesman so far away that he cant possibly call it, giving a phantom goal. Either way Mr Blatter needs to get technology in NOW, and with FIFA elections coming up will he act to curry favour. Some might say Lamps deserved a bit of luck what with the World Cup fiasco when his shot was so far over the line it was ridiculous, but we just want a fair game. With the likes of Gomes between the sticks things like this are always likely to happen, so lets help him and our game out. Because ugly ugly decisions like this are ruining the game we love. End of rant!

"I don't want to play for you anymore" rants the mercenary footballer, "oh go on here's lots of money and a lifetime supply of snudes" exclaim the board. As if my magic and less than a week later the net ripples and club crests get slobbered on by billionaire footballers up and down the country, you know who you are Wayne! What happened to the times when footballers played for the love of the game. One club men like Matthews and Lofthouse are now considered myth and legend. We work all hours and put our money into the pockets of these overpaid, self obsessed players and what do we get back "I don't want to play for you anymore" Recently A Geordie striker tried this on at Newcastle, after stating he was St James' Park for Life and signing a long contract, in went the transfer request as soon as another club showed interest. But Newcastle wouldn't play ball and sold him for millions upon millions. But he still quadrupled his wages and all the geordies lost a hero, kids lost a toon legend to rival the great Jackie Milburn. All for what, the stench of more money than you could possibly spend. Hang your heads.

Spitting, Diving and most recently getting in the face of an opposing player who had just suffered a double leg fracture. Whilst we love all things ugly there has to be a line somewhere. The line has been drawn and off to bonny Scotland he has gone with Glasgow Rangers. It will be very interesting how he will get on up there, considering his previous history with the Parkhead faithful. Maybe he will end up battered in a deep fat fryer and sold off as a Scottish delicacy rivalling the Mars Bar or he might just begin to realise how lucky he was just play in footballs greatest league. Either way we don't want him back, keep him, do with him as you will. A career that looked so promising when Liverpool paid a fortune years back has just gone from one disgrace to another. Has there ever been another player that come Transfer Deadline everyone is praying please don't sign for us, please don't? If you know of one please let us know.

First is was Big Sam, disposed of by a bunch of Turkeys. Then Chris Hughton was next, how dare he get Newcastle promoted and safely placed in the higher reaches of the Premiership. Now Roberto Di Matteo has become the latest victim of the axe. His West Brom team only featured in the bottom three once all season then the following Monday off with his head. All eyes turn to the Manager Merry go round, where all the usual suspects are on board - Reid, Curbishley, Megson, O'Neill and Southgate. But Di Matteo's replacement is no other than Woy Hodgson, fresh from a multi million pound pay off from Liverpool. Just over a month pruning his roses and he's back in his 16th job in football. In no other proffession would you consistently under perform and receive a six figure golden handshake upon leaving.  We foolishly believed we wouldn't have to face his depressing post match interviews anymore, we were wrong. Why less than five weeks later should we be faced with the most dullest, wrinkled and mumbling man to ever grace the game. Because sadly that is what football has become. Young Managers such as Hughton and Di Matteo are just not being given the chance to succeed and learn, whereas Woy jumps from Job to Job stuffing his wallet with full with money, money money! The only surprise in all this is just how Mr Avram has and continued to evade the noose.

Five minutes to go till the first half ends and fans up and down the country are ready to sample a tradition known as the footballing pie. After the twenty minute wait for the spotty little oik behind the counter to take his finger out of his nose and serve you, you are finally ready .You sink your teeth into what seems like luscious pasty take a bite and instantly want your money back. The heartburn begins as the fat sinks into your mouth and burns your tongue and that culinary delight has just cost how much! In my day it was a steak and kidney pie, now you get balti, indian, morrocan and even fish. What is going on at football grounds. Its not enough that our team makes us sick we have to chew on what can only described as anti food. Oi Jamie forget the schools sort out or football grounds out. So time to name and shame. Where is the worst pie in football?

Be it Anfield, The Emirates, Stamford Bridge or United's 'Theatre of Dreams', the chance to see your team play at one of these grounds is a sight to behold whatever the score. Go down a few leagues and it is not such a pleasure, The 30 minute wait for a pie and a pint, which results in missing goal after goal after goal. The restricted views, archaic turnstiles, broken seats and toilets that have seen better days. Does one stadium possess all of these qualities, which ground makes you hide behind the sofa during the FA Cup 3rd Round Draw? Ninian Park or Filbert Street anyone?

We all know that video technology just isn't going to happen any time soon, so we are just stuck with the Stuart Atwell's of the world for now. Why is it that everyone in the ground can see exactly what has just happened. but the man in black some ten feet way sees it so so differently. I give you Mendes at Old Trafford, our infamous greasy friend Diego or most recently Freddie Sears shot that flew in the centre of the goal resulting in a goal kick (don't ask). Words can describe how I would feel if I was a Watford fan in the linked game at Redaing OMG!!!! So what is the one moment that has made you question ever going to a game again?

Over the top tackles, flailing elbows or 'Zidane' style headbutts, our game has been dragged through the mud for too long. Don't even start us on diving (Christiano Ronaldo, Eduardo, Ngog and the unforgettable Gilardino). Rivaldo holding his face when the ball hit his legs, or Milan's Dida going down like a bag of spuds at Celtic Park, there are far too many moments of football at its ugliest to mention.

For you as a footy fan what is the one moment in football that has made you so ashamed that you think 'Right that it i'm going shopping with the wife next Saturday?