Quite simply Mario, because you (allegedly) set off fireworks in your own house. Because you stamped on Scotty Parker's head. Because you are incapable of putting on a training vest. Because you fell out with all the staff and squad at Inter. Because you wear silly hats. Because you think only Messi is better than you. Because you had your white Maserati sports car impounded 27 times. Because you (allegedly) threw darts at members of the Man City youth team. Because you bought a motorbike that you cant use. Because you backheel shots in friendlies. That's Why!