Five minutes to go till the first half ends and fans up and down the country are ready to sample a tradition known as the footballing pie. After the twenty minute wait for the spotty little oik behind the counter to take his finger out of his nose and serve you, you are finally ready .You sink your teeth into what seems like luscious pasty take a bite and instantly want your money back. The heartburn begins as the fat sinks into your mouth and burns your tongue and that culinary delight has just cost how much! In my day it was a steak and kidney pie, now you get balti, indian, morrocan and even fish. What is going on at football grounds. Its not enough that our team makes us sick we have to chew on what can only described as anti food. Oi Jamie forget the schools sort out or football grounds out. So time to name and shame. Where is the worst pie in football?