"Cap a tea" Arry, ah triffic Sandra, lovely, just the job, had one of those at Portsmouth not a moments trouble.

All is quiet at Sandbanks, the recent heart problems and much reported court case are all in the past, now the Redknapp's can relax and stay on the back page. Or so they thought. fast forward to the FA headquarters and Postman Pat has resigned his post as England Manager just months before the Euro's. Picture the scene "Arry its the FA on the phone, they said the England job is available, Fabio has quit, they want to interview you" Hold on they want to interview him, give him the job NOW, what are they waiting for? Lets face it though going back to when Cloughie should of got the job, the FA bottled it and since then a succession of wrong choices and foreign managers have seen us go from contenders to a complete laughing stock. Don't get me started on the Wally with the Brolly. I dont want to hear Mourinho, Holloway, Pardew or Shearers name anywhere near it. So Harry put those slippers away and take a bow, you are the only candidate and the man for the job! Shorly the FA wont get it wrong again? Watch this space!