Gareth Southgate

England

We have forgiven Gareth for his vital penalty miss against Germany but we cant forgive him for having a face of a Grand National winner.

Age

38

Position

Defender

Birthplace

Blackpool Pleasure Beach

Lookalike

Donkey from Shrek

Pre-match meal

Sugar lump

Superstition

Take a stroll up and down the beach before the game

Ugly rating