Darren Anderton

England

Nicknamed ‘Sicknote’ by his collegues due to his knack of getting injured and missing half the season. But with a chin like that you would keep tripping over it too.

Age

36

Position

Winger

Birthplace

Southampton

Lookalike

Child Catcher (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang)

Pre-match meal

Medicine

Superstition

Make sure get a sick note so can have next month off

Ugly rating