Iain Dowie

West Ham United

Do you remember when your mum used to say "If the wind changes your face will stay like that"? Sadly Iain didn't listen.

Age

43

Position

Striker

Birthplace

Scientific Laboratory

Lookalike

Sloth from 'The Goonies'

Pre-match meal

Rodents

Superstition

Gurn at the crowd as walking on to pitch

Ugly rating