Weve had them all. Micah Richard's couldn't stop swearing when interviewed live on the BBC after netting a last minute winner. Unlike King Eric who let his feet do the talking many footballers aren't blessed with a filter to save them from looking like a muppet in front of millions. Ian Holloway is the past master, he says it how he sees it, shame he is always looking the other way. Managers are constantly barricking the men in black and then lose some of their childrens inheritance for the pleasure. So what is the craziest quote you have ever heard from the football world. I reckon Jose Mourinho will feature somewhere along the line. He is the self proclaimed 'Special One' after all!